Lying in his bed in silence, the grad student has no distractions that can drown out the soft murmurs of self-doubt swirling in his head.
静静躺在床上，博士生无法驱赶脑中自我怀疑的声音。
rowning in a committee member’s incredibly technical and perplexing suggestions, the grad student has no idea why his head is nodding.
毕业委员会成员的技术性建议根本听不懂，博士生只能不停地点头。
Refashioning his reviewers’ rejection letters into confetti, the grad student emptily commemorates yet another failure.
博士生把审稿人拒信剪成碎屑，以纪念自己的又一次失败。
Abstruse suggestions and mindless nodding took place in this environment. Maybe some of you would be interested to see it.
Borrowing the department credit card to buy supplies for an event, the grad student fleetingly considers running away and never coming back.
借来系里的信用卡买活动用的材料，博士生脑海中闪过从此远走天涯的念头。
Trying to grade sixty papers, read 800 pages, write four proposals, and reply to 50 e-mails in three days, the grad student simply cannot.
博士生计划在接下来的四天里：改六篇学生论文；读800页文献；写三个申请书；回复50封邮件！但他做不到。
Wondering why nobody else is in the reading room, the grad student glumly realizes that it is a late Saturday night.
奇怪怎么阅读室里只有自己一个人，博士生得到一个悲伤的领悟：是周六晚上了。
Picking up a rare phone call with hopes of getting a flyout offer, the grad student slightly dies when he hears a telemarketer.
一个陌生的电话，博士生满怀希望是个面试电话，却不想是个推销广告。
Hearing two advisors disagree about his dissertation, the grad student feels his brain and fate being torn in half.
听到两位教授不认可自己的研究，博士生感觉他的大脑和命运裂成了两半。
Filling out the "Significance" section of a grant proposal, the grad student gets a chance to exercise his creative writing skills.
申请经费时填写重要性部分，博士生有机会展示一下自己的富有创意的写作技巧。
Enduring a discussant's dismissive comments on his paper, the grad student is amazed her neck is not dislocated from talking down so much.
忍受一位讨论者对自己文章的藐视，博士生很惊奇地是她说了这么多脖子居然没有脱臼。
Passing by some construction, the grad student sees a hole in the road smaller than the one in his dissertation's theory chapter.
路过一些建筑物，博士生在路上看见一个比自己研究理论漏掉小的洞。
Wanting to feel productive, the grad student prints multiple articles with reckless abandon.
为了让自己看上去非常高产，博士生一刻不停地打印文献。
Locking eyes with the administrative manager, the grad student braces himself for a severe lecture on wasting paper.
被管理员盯着后，博士生为自己的浪费纸张辩解到，这是在为一场重要的会议做准备。
Voting on Election Day, the grad student all too easily makes a larger impact on society than his research ever will.
博士生参加投票对社会做出的影响大于他的研究对社会造成的影响。
Sensing his hands get warm on the active copy machine, the grad student is unexpectedly reminded of how lonely he is.
手放在复印机上感觉到了温暖，这提醒了博士生他是多么孤独。
Finishing his grading and starting to enjoy winter break, the grad student learns that his manuscript was desk rejected.
结束完寒假，博士生听到了他的文章被拒稿的噩耗。
Viewing a movie instead of catching up on work, the grad student rapidly sinks into a torturous pit of guilt.
没有去工作反而偷跑去看电影，博士生陷入了罪恶的深渊。
Eavesdropping on his mother's phone conversation, the grad student repeatedly hears the phrase "not a real doctor."
偷听母亲打电话时，他反复听到母亲告诉别人“他不是医生。”
Strolling by a storefront that reminds him of his department's walls, the grad student ruins his last day of winter break
在街上闲逛看到一家门店的墙让他想起了实验室的墙，博士生感觉寒假最后一天被毁了。
Getting ready to take a shower, the grad student identifies one place where he can conceal his tears.
准备好洗澡，博士生意识到这是唯一一个他不用隐藏自己眼泪的地方。
Lacking funding for the next year, the grad student demands a meeting with the furtive graduate program administrator.
下一年度没经费了，博士生决定鬼鬼祟祟地去找一个研究生项目管理员。
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这个心灵治愈系列，我们已经翻译不下去了，对心灵的洗涤太强烈，翻译多了容易抑郁，过段时间再更新了......想看前面两集的同志，请点下面超链接
博士生的人生 I
博士生的人生 II
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作为孙博士的同乡好友，我们两个从小就认识，他真的是一个很努力的人。还在读小学的时候，他就表现出非凡的学习天赋，每次考试都是学校名列前茅，是学校名副其实的学霸。后来他读了研，读了博，还打算去读博后，虽然他的学历越来越高，但他还是没有忘记我这个老朋友，还经常保持联系。不过村里的流言蜚语，说他读到30岁还没有毕业啃老，让他真的苦恼不堪。16年的夏天，他约上我一起回到老家度假，几瓶啤酒，一碟花生米，两个人谈了很久很多。晚风吹过，家乡的瓜田中蛙鸣阵阵，仿佛忧愁都随风而去。忽然我听见一阵稀稀疏疏的声音，孙博屏住了呼吸，兴奋的说道，哥，有猹，说完他迅猛的拿起一柄钢叉冲了过去。
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