伦敦塔、V&A博物馆、国家美术馆、碎片大厦……这些伦敦的著名景点，几乎每个来伦敦的小伙伴都会拜访其中一二，没事自个拍，很多人回家还会上评论网站晒晒照片打打分，写个游记什么的。
图片来自Instagram用户@aveskies。
上网一搜，咱们中国游客对这些景点都在一本正经地安利着……
伦敦塔：
图片来自穷游网。
国家美术馆：
图片来自穷游网。
威斯敏斯特大教堂：
图片来自穷游网。
然而这些大家眼中普遍“高大上”的著名景点，在TripAdvisor（类似咱们的大众点评和穷游网）上却总有些游客给出一星差评。让我们从比较温柔的吐槽开始……
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看到大本本的时候我可失望了，不就是一口大钟么，也没啥特别的。讲真本宝宝本来期待蛮高的……
I was a little Dissapointed when I saw big big Ben. It's just a really big clock, nothing special really. I expected more to be honest.
Victoria and Albert Museum
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这儿的照片跟维多利亚或者阿尔伯特 *都没有半毛钱关系啊
The museum's collection seems to have little to do with Victoria and Albert
* V&A博物馆全称维多利亚与阿尔伯特博物馆（Victoria and Albert Museum），以纪念女王维多利亚一世及阿尔伯特王子；编者注。
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Just a collection of pictures!
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This was really boring, why can't they get some new stuff in?
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Full of pictures of dead people... barely an equine portrait in sight.
↑↑这哥们应该去国家马术馆吧……
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毫无性价比的垃圾！点的餐味道能淡出水来，工作人员粗鲁又冷漠。还是去别的地方吧，别给自己找事。
Overpriced garbage. Food was bland and tasteless. Staff rude and uncaring. Go somewhere else and save yourself the bother.
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The view is nothing special. The hill is not that high.
↑↑ 下次考虑去去珠峰好了
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It's not a place to visit if you are afraid of dogs.
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It's not the original theatre, it's just a REPLICA!
** 环球剧场为后来根据考古文献研究后重建，距离原址约几百米，原址在莎士比亚还在世时就已经被烧毁了；编者注。
↑↑ 同学你这跟指着明长城说“这不是秦始皇盖的，差评！”没啥区别好伐……
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哈——欠！不好意思啊，莎士比亚 *** 什么的实在没兴趣。
Yawn! - Sorry, I'm really not in to Shakespeare.
*** 环球剧场本重建的主要原因之一就是纪念莎士比亚；编者注。
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Even with a cushion, the seat I had was uncomfortable. I left at intermission.
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游客地狱！挤到不行，到处都是自拍杆。根本没有去的必要啊，谷歌一下图片然后你就可以去伦敦别的景点了。附近没有地铁站，没有酒吧，只有几千个一脑门子官司的游客。
Tourist Hell! Busy, selfie stick laden hell. Don't bother going here. Google image it and go elsewhere in London. No tubes close, no pubs close, just 1000s of irritated tourists.
在白金汉宫门口开酒吧，这位先生你很有想法！
