Are men really attracted to their wives after marriage?
Wansai Ounkeo
Updated May 16 · Upvoted by Feifei Chen
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It's strange this question popped up.
Just YESTERDAY I was in the computer accessory store with my wife (together 13+ years now) just browsing. She walked off on her own looking for something. I was just loitering around when I saw this really nice looking girl rifling through some items. I was checking her out big time but I was mindful that I had no idea where exactly my wife was - didn't want to get caught, if you must know.
So I looked down one aisle, no wife.
I looked down another aisle, still no wife.
Took a quick peek at the girl again, lovely; panicked, I looked down a third aisle. Still no wife.
Then the girl turned around and said to me, "Baby, should I get this?"
Yeah, that girl I was scoping out like a hornball teenager was my wife. I left the shop scratching my head. Couldn't make heads or tails of what just happened.
I chalk it up for my mind going soft.
Vocabularies：
pop up：(infml 口) appear or occur, esp when not expected 出现、发生（尤指出乎意料）；
browse：examine books in a casual, leisurely way 随意翻阅书刊、浏览；
loiter：~ (about/around) stand about idly 闲站着；
rifle：n.步枪；v.search and rob (sth) 搜劫（某物）；
big time：花很多时间地；
scope out：(俗语)to look carefully to see if something or someone is interesting or attractive；
hornball：(俗语)a very very horny person who cannot stop thinking about sex…
make heads or tails of：弄清楚；
chalk it up for：(作为付一笔学费)从失败中吸取教训；
go soft：变软、变痴；
#吸引力#
这个故事是不是有点儿假呀，连背影都不认识，这是天天跪搓衣板的节奏啊
