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...华丽丽的分割线...
Suffering from writer's block, the grad student stares at a screen as empty as his hopes and dreams
博士生文思枯竭，他盯着电脑屏幕，上面空白就像他的运气和梦想一样。
Waiting for his advisor, the grad student ponders what tatters of his dignity will survive the meeting.
博士生在等着见导师时，心里怀疑着他仅剩的尊严能否承受住这次会面的打击。
The grad student wonders whether his advisor's lack of eye contact stems from disappointment or apathy
博士生想知道导师不正眼看他是否是因为失望或不感兴趣？
After meeting his advisor, the grad student takes a moment alone to reflect.
见完导师之后，博士生一个人躲起来安静地反省。
The grad student realizes that he did not properly lock the bathroom door.
但是博士生意识到他忘记关上厕所的门了。
The grad student desperately struggles to remember the feeling of happiness.
博士生绝望地努力回忆着幸福的味道。
The grad student sees an uncomfortably close parallel between himself and the jammed printer.
博士生不愉快地发现了自己和打印机之间的相似之处。
The grad student finds a way to control at least one thing in his life
博士生终于找到了一件可以被自己控制的事情，把打印机修得更坏一点。
Noticing his advisor, the grad student frantically attempts to close the elevator doors.
看见导师走过来，博士生疯狂地按电梯门上的“关门键”
The grad student cannot escape the glare of betrayal that will haunt his nightmares
虽然博士生成功地逃脱了与导师一起坐电梯，但是他无法逃脱导师那背叛的眼神，感觉晚上会做噩梦。
Opening the grad kitchen fridge, the grad student smells a lesson on the tragedy of the commons.
打开与同事合用的冰箱门，博士生闻到了一股强烈的食物腐臭的味道。
The grad student breaks into a cold sweat watching the workshop pizza dwindle away.
博士生陷入了披萨被拿完的恐慌，冒出阵阵冷汗。
The grad student, seeing the last three pieces of pizza disappear, is seized by animalistic rage.
当博士生看到组后三块披萨被人拿走后，全身充满了野兽一般的愤怒。
The grad student covets the gourmet sandwiches left outside the next workshop.
博士生看着别的研讨会的美味三明治，留下了口水。
Picking up sandwiches, the grad student is caught red-handed by the administrative assistant.
博士生拿走了三块三明治，却被一脸愤怒的助理看到了。
Eating his sandwiches in the stairwell, the grad student contemplates how his life has come to this
博士生坐在楼梯里吃三明治的时候，不禁想着自己的人生为什么会落到如此般田地？
Taking a late-night break from work, the grad student is locked out of his department and his mind.
深夜做完实验回到寝室，博士生发现他被锁在了公寓之外，就像他的思绪一样。
The grad student can't tell if the musty smell is from the library's old books or his withering soul.
博士生无法分清这股发霉的味道是来自于图书馆的旧书还是自己逐日凋零的灵魂。
Revising his paper, the grad student is unable to replicate his own statistical results.
修改着自己的文章，博士生无法重现自己的统计数据。
Exercising on the treadmill, the grad student trains to feel exhausted while going nowhere.
在跑步机上锻炼的时候，博士生早已习惯了在一事无成的同时感到筋疲力尽。
Dropping the barbell on his head, the grad student knows that he couldn't have become any dumber.
当杠铃砸在自己头上时，博士生意识到自己不能再变得更蠢了。
Walking by excited first-years, the grad student remembers when he was just as naive and misguided.
路过一群研一小朋友时，博士生回想起自己曾经也是这样天真无邪。
Finding no coffee left at the front office, the grad student deems his day effectively over.
发现咖啡机里没有咖啡时，博士生感觉到今天又将是浑浑噩噩的一天。
Complaining about his advisor to a colleague, the grad student unwisely ignores his surroundings
当博士生在讲导师坏话时，他忘记了环顾四周。
Peering over a vast empty office, the grad student dubs himself the King of Loneliness.
看着空荡荡的办公室，博士生自封为孤独之王。
Setting up his laptop for a presentation, the grad student forgets to bring his dongle.
在演讲准备自己的笔记本时，博士生发现没有带转换接头。
The grad student grits his teeth listening to a first-year's delusionally grandiose suggestion.
博士生咬牙切齿地听着研一的小朋友给自己提了宏大地不切实际的建议。
Coming to a notably flimsy slide, the grad student watches dozens of eyes stare at the work of a fraud.
讲到很水的一页PPT，博士生看着台下一堆洞察他小把戏的眼镜。
The grad student learns that "three small points" means "three missiles that obliterate your work and self-worth."
当博士生听到“三个小问题”时，他意识到实际上对方是向他投出了三枚专门用来摧毁你的工作和自我价值的导弹。
Tripping over the VGA cable, the grad student severs his research's connection to the physical world.
被数据线绊倒之后，博士生切断了他的研究成果与现实世界的唯一联系。
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