Hi there.
I'm George Clooney, and, as soon as this pandemic is over, I want you to come celebrate with Amal and me at our house in Lake Como.
I'm serious.
To support my foundation, we're gonna fly you and a friend out to Italy, we're gonna put you up in one of our favorite hotels and have you over to our place for a little get-together.
And one of my favorite things about meeting new people is that you never know when a lifelong friendship is gonna blossom.
In fact, by total dumb luck, I actually ended up spending most of last year stuck rooming with this random guy, and we're basically best friends now.
But don't take my word for it.
Just ask him.
Do I recommend hanging out with George Clooney? No.
I do not.
So basically George Clooney swung by my house to pick up something he was buying from me on Craigslist, and the stay at home order hit, and he never left.
Moral of the story is don't use Craigslist.
Seven bucks.
I mean, it's not the one with the nipples, but still.
Not bad.
At first I told myself not to worry.
You know, celebrities are just people too, but I guess I forgot how strange people could be.
Can you believe Amal wanted me to throw this away? Not throwing this out.
No way, man.
You know, thank you for giving me a place.
For me and brad.
Wow.
It didn't even take us that long to fall into a great rhythm.
Two regular guys living together like best friends.
I know you hear me! He's been in there five hours for "makeup." It's our only bathroom.
I need makeup too! Like, you would think movie night with a critically acclaimed actor and filmmaker would be cool, right? You think so? Byron, you're gonna love it! Ocean's Eleven, man! Brad's great in it, too, isn't he? Man, we've just seen Ocean's Eleven like 22 times.
Batman and Robin? Yeah, let's do Ocean's Eleven.
What does that mean? And that wasn't even the weirdest part about it.
[laughter] Look at him! He's so good! Byron: He's just eating.
George: I know.
He just eats, man.
He just eats.
Byron: You're doing what he's doing.
George: No, but he does it better.
George: He's Brad, man.
He's just like, he walks on screen and...
Now look, all roommates can get a little stir crazy sometimes.
Sir, the reason I'm the perfect candidate for this promotion is because I'm dilligent- Is that George Clooney? Um...
George, can you take that in the...
It was in those moments, that my skills as a natural entertainer came into play.
So, you know pretty much everything about me and...
Sir, hold on.
Give me a moment.
I'm having technical difficulties.
It just wasn't working out for me.
So this was for July's rent.
This is August.
This is September.
You know what sucks about this? Michael Jordan had already signed this one! You believe that ****? And he had no respect for personal boundaries.
Aah! ****! For god's sake, George! Why would you put this Brad Pitt ****, aah! Yeah, it was an unforgettable time.
We laughed, we learned, we lived.
So, naturally, when the stay at home order was finally lifted, Byron and I knew that we had a tough decision to make.
I told him to get the **** out.
So if you want to have even half as much fun as Byron and me, this is your chance.
Just click the link, or go to omaze.com/clooney and enter now.
Not only are we going to have the best time ever together in Lake Como, but your flights, your hotel, all of that's included.
Best of all, every donation will support the Clooney Foundation For Justice, and our mission to advocate for justice through accountability for human rights abuses around the world.
So thanks for donating and good luck.
George! What the hell, man? I asked you to leave! What are you still doing here? I'll see you soon! Oh, he think this a game.
Hold on!
