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差不多先生传
Mr. About-the-Same
作者：胡适
Hu Shih
Do you know who is the most well-known person in China?
你知道中国最有名的人是谁？
The name of this person is a household word all over the country.
提起此人，人人皆晓，处处闻名。
His surname is Cha and his given name, Buduo, which altogether mean “About the Same”. He is a native of every province, every county and every village in this country.
他姓差，名不多，是各省各县各村人氏。
You must have seen or heard about this person.
你一定见过他，一定听过别人谈起他。
His name is always on the lips of everybody because he is representative of the whole Chinese nation.
差不多先生的名字天天挂在大家的口头，因为他是中国全国人的代表。
Mr. Cha Buduo has the same physiognomy as you and I. He has a pair of eyes, but doesn’t see clearly.
差不多先生的相貌和你和我都差不多。
He has a pair of ears, but doesn’t hear well. He has a nose and a mouth, but lacks a keen sense of smell and taste.
他有一双眼睛，但看的不很清楚；有两只耳朵，但听的不很分明；有鼻子和嘴，但他对于气味和口味都不很讲究。
His brain is none too small, but he is weak in memory and sloppy in thinking.
他的脑子也不小，但他的记性却不很精明，他的思想也不很细密。
He often says, “Whatever we do, it’s OK to be just about right.
他常常说：“凡事只要差不多，就好了。
What’s the use of being precise and accurate?”
何必太精明呢？”
One day, when he was a child, his mother sent him out to buy her some brown sugar, but he returned with some white sugar instead.
他小的时候，他妈叫他去买红糖，他买了白糖回来。
As his mother scolded him about it, he shook his head and said, “Brown sugar or white sugar, aren’t they about the same?”
他妈骂他，他摇摇头说：“红糖白糖不是差不多吗？”
One day in school, the teacher asked him, “Which province borders Hebei on the west?” He answered, “Shaanxi.”
他在学堂的时候，先生问他：“直隶省的西边是哪一省？”他说是陕西。
The teacher corrected him, “You are wrong. It’s Shanxi, not Shaanxi.”
先生说：“错了。是山西，不是陕西。”
He retorted, “Shaanxi or Shanxi, aren’t they about the same?”
他说：“陕西同山西，不是差不多吗？”
Later Mr. Cha Buduo served as an assistant at a money shop. He could write and calculate all right, but his mathematics were often faulty.
后来他在一个钱铺里作伙计；他也会写，也会算，只是总不会精细。
He would mistake the Chinese character 十 (meaning 10) for 千 (meaning 1,000) or vice versa.
十字常常写成千字，千字常常写成十字。
The shop owner was infuriated and often took him to task.
掌柜的生气了，常常骂他。
But he would only explain apologetically with a grin, “The character 千 differs from 十 in merely having one additional short stroke. Aren’t they about the same?”
他只是笑嘻嘻地赔小心道：“千字比十字只多一小撇，不是差不多吗？”
One day, he wanted to go to Shanghai by train on urgent business.
有一天，他为了一件要紧的事，要搭火车到上海去。
But he arrived at the railway station unhurriedly only to find the train already gone, because he was two minutes late.
他从从容容地走到火车站，迟了两分钟，火车已经开走了。
He stood staring helplessly at the smoke belching from the diminishing train, and shook his head, “Well, all I can do is leave tomorrow. After all, today and tomorrow are about the same.
他白瞪着眼，望着远远的火车上的煤烟，摇摇头道：“只好明天再走了，今天走同明天走，也差不多。
But isn’t the railway company taking it too seriously?
可是火车公司未免太认真了。
What’s the difference between departing at 8:30 and 8:32?”
8点30分开，同8点32分开，不是差不多吗？”
He walked home slowly while talking to himself and kept puzzling over why the train hadn’t waited for him for another two minutes.
他一面说，一面慢慢地走回家，心里总不明白为什么火车不肯等他两分钟。
One day he suddenly fell ill and immediately told one of his family to fetch Dr. Wāng of East Street.
有一天，他忽然得了急病，赶快叫家人去请东街的汪医生。
The latter went in a hurry, but couldn’t find the physician on East Street. So he fetched instead Veterinarian Wáng of West Street.
那家人急急忙忙地跑去，一时寻不着东街的汪大夫，却把西街牛医王大夫请来了。
Mr. Cha Buduo, lying on his sickbed, knew that a wrong person had been brought home. But, what with pain and worry, he could ill afford to wait any longer. So he said to himself, “Luckily, Vet Wáng is about the same as Dr. Wāng. Why not let Vet Wáng have a try?”
差不多先生病在床上，知道寻错了人；但病急了，身上痛苦，心里焦急，等不得了，心里想道：“好在王大夫同汪大夫也差不多，让他试试看罢。”
Thereupon, the veterinarian walked up to his bed to work on him as if he were a cow.
于是这位牛医王大夫走近床前，用医牛的法子给差不多先生治病。
Consequently, Mr. Cha Buduo kicked the bucket before an hour was out.
不上一点钟，差不多先生就一命呜呼了。
When Mr. Cha Buduo was about to breathe his last, he uttered intermittently in one breath, “Live or die, it’s about ... about ... the same ... Whatever we do ... it’s OK ... to be ... just ... just about right ... Why ... why ... take it ... so seriously?”
差不多先生差不多要死的时候，一口气断断续续地说道：“活人同死人也......差......差不多，......凡事只要......差......差......不多......就......好了，......何......何......必......太......太认真呢？”
As soon as he finished this pet phrase of his, he stopped breathing.
他说完了这句格言，方才绝气了。
After Mr. Cha Buduo’s death, people all praised him for his way of seeing through things and his philosophical approach to life. They say that he refused to take things seriously all his life and that he was never calculating or particular about personal gains or losses.
他死后，大家都很称赞差不多先生样样事情看得破，想得通；大家都说他一生不肯认真，不肯算账，不肯计较，真是一位有德行的人。
So they called him a virtuous man and honored him with the posthumous reverent title Master of Easy-Going.
于是大家给他取个死后的法号，叫他做圆通大师。
His name has spread far and wide and become more and more celebrated with the passing of time.
他的名誉越传越远，越久越大。
Innumerable people have come to follow his example, so that everybody has become a Mr. Cha Buduo.
无数的人都学他的榜样。于是人人都成了一个差不多先生。
But lo, China will hence be a nation of lazybones!
——然而中国从此就成为一个懒人国了。
--译文by 张培基
