Q: What should I never do or say in Australia?
Paul Hannah:
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You should never act or speak as if anyone is any better than anyone else. We have a culture that is egalitarian to the core.
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You should never try to copy the Australian accent.
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Never, ever, ever try to say ‘G’day’, you’ll get it wrong and someone might think you are making fun of us.
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When you have finished drinking a beer at a bar, never turn your glass upside down, it is a challenge to fight anyone and everyone in the pub. If you see someone doing that, run.
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Avoid pubs that have the furniture bolted to the floor. This is done to stop patrons throwing chairs and tables at each other.
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If you are male and alone or with another man, never get into the back seat of a taxi. You are implicitly saying you are better than the driver. If you are female, sit where you like.
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If you are invited to a party and asked to bring a plate, it is expected that the plate you bring will have food on it to share with everyone else.
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Bring beer.
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Tipping is appreciated but not usually expected.
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Don’t dress up too much. This is a picture of Australians voting: