A君一边整理衬衫的袖口,一边思忖着怎么搭配甜点和咖啡。
学术会议的茶歇期间,他一直呆在一个最不引人注目的角落,观察着自己研究领域的那位大佬,希望有机会能上去和他交流科研心得。
不过,大佬身边一直有很多青年学者簇拥着,他们目光虔诚、态度恭敬,希望大佬能点通他们科研过程中的症结······
几分钟后,A君的放下咖啡和甜点,飞奔去大佬身边——他落单了!
「······Nice, nice, to···to··· meet, you!······Pro.······」,A君紧张地支支吾吾着······
「Year, Hello!」大佬微笑着并作握手状。
A君愣住了:Year?Year?这和课本上说的不一样啊!
一愣的瞬间,另一位参会学者B君趁势而上,握住了大佬的手,嘴上也不闲着:「Hello, Pro. XXX, I am XXX from XXX university, and I have read your paper published last year, Nov.11. I have a question to discusses with you, would you mind……」,「Year, we just perform this experiment under the condition……」,「So you mean that……..?」,「Yes, I think you could also try this kind of method to……」……
(漫长而热烈的对话,以及被晾在一边的A君)
A君揪心:「······太『社会』了·····」。