人总是站在自己的角度来猜测动物的想法，实际上可能它们的感受完全是另一码事。漫画家Jimmy专门建立了一个“They Can Talk”的社交账号，发布以“动物说话”为主题的小漫画：
1. “Wow, all this for me?”
“(*@ο@*) 哇～这些人都是为我而来的吗?” (你想太多了...)
—Dude, I told you a million times! If I bite you, you’re not going to turn into a vampire.
哥们，我跟你讲一万遍了，我咬了你，你也变不成吸血鬼的。
—Can we at least try it?
就试试嘛，好不?
4. I wonder what they’re saying.
I wonder what they’re saying.
5. Gah! Kak! Don’t just sit there. Get me a shoe or something.
6. —I have super eyesight! We should form a team of superheroes!
我视力超好的。我们应该组个超级英雄战队。
—I have super strength!
我力气很大!
— I have super hearing!
我听力超好!
— I look like a stick
!
我(又细又长)像根棍子!
7. —Did you know that humans think we only have a memory span of three seconds?
你造不?人类觉得咱们记忆只有3秒。
—Where’d they get an idea like that?
你说他们从哪知道的?
—An idea like what?
知道什么呀?
—We better walk on his face and find out.
我也不知道呢。我们在他脸上踩踩看。
9. “ Whoa, someone locked that poor human in a cage and dropped him in the ocean.”
“哎，又有可怜的人被关到笼子，沉到海底来了。”
“ Don’t worry, little buddy.”
“别担心，哥们”
“ I’ll get you out.”
“我救你出去” ( (⊙o⊙)…好惊悚的样子!)
10. “It’s just someone walking by, no need to panic. ”
只是有人走过，没必要惊慌。
“Everyone just stay calm.”
大家只要保持冷静即可。
“Stay calm!”
保持冷静!(汪汪汪!!!)
11. “I wonder if this will bounce.”
我想知道这只杯子掉到地上能否弹起来
“ Maybe that one will.”
也许那只杯子可以弹起来。
“With your eyes!”
请用你的眼睛爱抚！
(不是用手!快看着我!!!)
13. “ I can’t wait to turn into a butterfly.”
毛毛虫：我等不及要变成蝴蝶了。
”Yeah, me too.”
蚯蚓：嗯呐，我也是。
(毛毛虫鄙夷地看了蚯蚓一眼，呵呵)
14. “Why must we poop on their cars?”
我们为什么要在人类的车上拉屎呢?
“My dad did it. My dad’s dad did it. And I’m not one to break tradition.”
15. ”Have you seen my wife? She’s about this tall... black and white.”
16. “This feels great.
这感觉不错……
But I could totally attack her right now.
但我现在完全可以咬她
No, no, just relax and enjoy it.
算了算了，我还是放松下来好好享受吧
I am so weak
!
”
我好弱!(咬不动)
