因为不了解社会上的种种禁忌，
小孩子们
说话完全不懂避讳，有时能闹出各种笑话。国外网站特地总结了一些这样的故事。下面就随双语君（
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Friend's son, 5 years old, pointed at a Muslim women in the mall wearing full garb (including face) and shouted, "Mom, a ninja!"
我朋友的孩子5岁大，他指着商场里一位穿着长袍（头部也被遮住）的穆斯林女士大叫：“妈妈看！忍者！”
When I was 5 or 6 we were at my Dad's company picnic. I was introduced to his boss and I told him, "My Daddy says you're a son of a bitch." My Dad's co-workers fed me ice cream all afternoon.
五六岁那会儿，我爸带我去他公司的野餐会，然后向他老板介绍我是他儿子。我冲他老板说，“我爸爸说你是个狗娘养的。”我爸的同事一下午都在喂我吃冰淇淋。
My three year old daughter will yell "LOOK DADDY! A GANGNAM STYLE!" whenever she see's an Asian man.
我三岁的女儿只要一看见亚洲男性就会大喊，“看！爸爸！江南Style！”
My 4-year-old son felt the need to warn "old" people they will die ... he told a lady in the grocery, "Old people die ... and you don’t look so good."
我那四岁的儿子觉得有必要提醒“老”人们他们有天会死……他在杂货店和一位女士说，“老人都会死啊，你看起来也不太好呢。”
During my divorce, while the kids and I were at Walmart buying groceries, I put a bottle of wine in my cart and my daughter yells, “Oh, look, Mom’s sad again.”
在我正办离婚那会儿，我带孩子们去沃尔玛买东西。我去拿了瓶红酒放进购物车，这时我女儿大叫，“天哪，看！妈妈又伤心了！”
When I was around 3 years old my dad told me that smoking was bad, and that only idiots smoke. A couple days later we walked past a smoking woman. I remembered what my dad had told me, and I said with the loudest voice possible: "Dad, look at that idiot over there smoking cigarrettes!"
我三岁那会儿，爸爸告诉我吸烟非常不好，只有傻子吸烟。几天后我们路过一个吸烟的人。我想起了爸爸的告诫，然后用我最大的音量喊道，“爸爸，看！那儿有个正在吸烟的傻子！”
I was the kid (sorry.) My mom is obese, and she always used to sigh, "I'm the fattest woman in the world," when she looked in the mirror. Being about four, I took this literally. One day we were in K-Mart, and I saw this REALLY huge woman in a mumu. I freaked out, pointing and yelling, "LOOK MOMMY! YOU'RE NOT THE FATTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD, SHE IS!!"
我就是那个熊孩子（抱歉哦）。我妈挺胖的，每次照镜子她都会哀叹“我是世界上最肥的女人！”那会儿我才四岁，真觉得她应该确实是最胖的一个了。后来有一天，我们去了K-Mart，我看到了一个穿着穆穆袍的超胖的女士。那会儿真是吓死宝宝了！我指着她大喊，“妈！快看！你不是世界上最肥的，她才是啊啊啊！”
When I quit smoking, my 5-year-old at the time told her kindergarten teacher that she was so proud of me because I quit drugs.
我戒烟了以后，我那五岁的女儿告诉她幼儿园的老师：她老爸戒毒了，她为老爸骄傲。
When my kid was first learning to tell the difference between men and women, he liked to practice loudly, in public. One day we were sitting in a restaraunt, and he decided to review.
"Mom, you're a woman."
"Yes, sweetie, that's right!"
"And Papa's a man."
"Yes, right again."
"And she--" (pointing to an old lady sitting across the room from us) "she's a WITCH!". At the top of his lungs, of course.
我儿子刚刚学会分辨男女的时候，他总愿意在公共场合大声地练习。一天我们坐在餐馆里，他又要练习一会儿。
“妈妈！你是女人！”
“是的宝贝，没错。”
“爸爸是男人！”
“对啦。”
“她呢，”她指着坐在我们对面一位上了年纪的女士，“她是个女巫！”
当然，她是喊出来的。
There was long receiving line at a funeral, and my child blurted out, "Hurry up! I wanna see the dead body!"
葬礼上迎宾队伍排了很长，我的孩子大叫，“快点！我想看看尸体！”
Was riding on a public bus and my five year old put her hand on a guy's shoulder in the front
seat
of us and said - "This man is very fat.”
我和五岁的儿子一起坐公交车，他突然把手搭在前面那人的肩膀上说，“这男的真肥！”
Once we invited a couple from church over to our house for the first time, to watch a Bears game. At the time my son was 3 or 4, and would refer to the teams by their jersey color. Well, that day they were playing the Falcons, and the Bears were in white. A few minutes into the game, my son wanders up to me and quietly asks, 'Which one is Bears?' I told him it was the white team. To which he then shouts out, 'Yeah, we cheer for the white guys, because we don't like black guys, right, Dad?' I had to awkwardly say, 'Yes, the Falcons are wearing black, and today we do not like them because they're against the Bears.' Everyone laughed a bit, but there were some side glances.
有一天，一对在教堂认识的夫妇第一次来我家做客，我们一起看小熊队的比赛。我儿子那会儿三四岁，他喜欢用运动服的颜色来称呼那支队伍。那天小熊队和隼鹰队比赛，小熊队穿白衣服。
开场几分钟以后，我儿子晃荡到我边上悄悄地问，“哪边是小熊队啊？”我说是穿白衣服的那边。他接着就大叫，“耶！我们为白（衣）人加油，因为我们不喜欢黑（衣）人，是吧爸爸？”我只好尴尬地说，“是的，隼鹰队穿黑衣服，所以我们今天不喜欢他们，因为他们是小熊队的对手。”所有人都笑了一下，但也招来不少侧目。
My oldest son was 3-4, we were walking into a store together, and a very overweight woman was in front of us with a companion.
My son looks at me and asks "mama, is she going to fit through the door?" Loud enough that the woman heard him.
我儿子三四岁，我俩一起走进一家商店。有个胖胖的女士和她朋友一起走在我俩前面。
我儿子看着我问，“妈妈，她能挤进那道门嘛？”
他问得可真大声，那女士听到了……
My four-year-old son walked up to a little person at the airport and said " Well you're a funny little man, but I do like your hat". Before I had a chance to apologize - the man replied, "Thank you...and I like you!"
