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确定新娘会开心吗?
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电梯里,忽然一阵异味传来,
葱花鸡蛋味儿的。
看见旁边的妹子红了脸,
我立刻说:“屁是我放的。
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“啪!
”一个巴掌打来:
“老娘刚才打了个嗝,你居然说是你放的屁!”
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有些兄弟走着走着就散了!
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单身女孩的新年…
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老婆最近在学车……
老婆洗完澡趴在床上认真地做着笔记,
一边记还一边神神叨叨的念着什么。
等我洗完澡出来,发现她已经睡着了,
于是我满怀关爱的走过去
轻轻地给她盖好了被子,
可当我转身的时候,她居然说起了梦话:
“李大哥……你慢点……别急……轻点啊……”
哎呦!卧槽!我这心顿时拔凉拔凉的,
要不是她最后来了一句“教练!快刹车!”
估计我手里的刀今晚就要见红了!
这物理是体育老师教的吧?
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