☆After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m
Out Of Jail, I Can Honestly Say It Was Worth It!
我老婆死后，我有10年没正眼瞧过女人，但现在...
我出狱了！说实话这一切真的很值！
——YZXFILE
☆My wife had cancer and is having chemotherapy so she's stuck at home feeling ill.
Luckily we've got a dog to keep her company. And eat all the puke.
我妻子得了癌症，最近在进行化疗。她只能病怏怏地躺在家里。
幸运的是家里有只狗陪着她，吃掉她所有的呕吐物。
——IvorBiggun
☆As I got back to the cell after my first prison shower experience, I said, "Is it always going to be this bad?"
"To be honest," my cell mate replied, "It's not going to get any better."
The thought of going through that torture every day for the next three years was almost too much.
"But... but... there was barely a trickle of water and even that was only lukewarm!"
体验了在监狱里的第一次淋浴之后，我回到了牢房里：“总是这么糟糕吗？”
“说实话，”我的狱友回答说，“接下来也不会有任何好转的。”
一想到在接下来的三年里都要经历这种折磨，我就无法忍受：
“但是...但是...那水流太小了，而且一点都不热！”
——WTD
☆I’m not sexist
Being sexist is wrong
And being wrong is for Women
我不是性别歧视的人。
性别歧视是错的。
只有女人才会错。
——calebpro8
怕你吃不饱
致辞
兄弟们要小心了
反击
@夜光鱼影:反击反击
@Chrome-Google浏览器:反击反击反击
【没品视频】快跑快跑快跑！
可爱是可爱，但有点可怕……
——thEmlchael
资金变少，心情变好
520的今天，有人结婚，有人离婚，有人持亿万身家离任CEO，有人持亿万身家因病去世，我们要不断思考，什么样的生活是自己想去追逐的，什么样的生活是自己厌恶的，而什么是咱们这一辈子的终极目标。
归根结底，活着是为了什么？
——net
@常江SZU:热爱自由，拒绝异化，忠于内心，无惧风雨。
（每个人的答案都各不相同，不必和他人比较，找到自己的最优解就好。不多说了，笔者准备去整点薯条。）
没品班的同学介绍：_冰摇桃桃乌龙__
☆You've probably been in an online argument with someone while they were taking a shit.
你可能和正在拉屎的人在互联网骂战上对过线。
——Awaythrowthrowaway3
☆The month of May sucks because it's the month you realize it's not seasonal depression.
五月很糟糕，是因为在这个月，你终于意识到自己根本不是季节性抑郁。
——WorkingContext
☆Tell a lie once and all of your truths become questionable
说一次谎，从此你说过的一切实话都变得可疑。
——AlphaDsony
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